President Scott

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PRESIDENT SCOTT: Thank you, thank you. I love you all so much. Mwah.

(applause)

My dear students:

Years ago, this school began its great transformation. Today, I'm here before you to share the outstanding results. We've maintained our title as an A school, our students body is thriving, and our students continue to graduate and progress on to renowned universities. Our athletic teams are highly respected for the first time in ever. (Applause.) Our future is brighter than the sun we have to endure every day at lunch. (laughs)

The days of our school being laughing stock are long over. Gone with it are the disrespectful teachers, sleazy coaches, and traitors within our very own administration. (boos) We are more than a trailer park. We are... a family.

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